Friday, April 28, 2006
wedding pics
if anyone \knowes the code for the wedding pictures so we can see thenm online please call me or email us here in la (AND IF NO ONE ANSWERS LEAVE A MESSAGE which will probably happen )
NO CAPTION NECESSARY
But... The person who comes up with the best caption will win.............................................................................
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A FREE SHABBAT AT MICHAEL AND TEHILA'S (you pay for transportation or ask Eli/Chaim for a ride) sorry mich and tehila, but I'm donating the one I won at "Family Feud/ Dassie's Sheva Brachot" since I'm not in the areas ( By the way everyone, I'm working on that but help is needed!!!)
Wailing Boy at the Wailing wall
That's a joke by the way...
Just an update on our oldest grandson/nephew, so we can all see how much he's grown ( and how old we're all getting!!!)
Hope to see you all at this very spot as soon as possible...
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Rivka goes to the new shopping centre in Brooklyn. It's unique because it's only for Jewish women looking for Jewish husbands. Potential husbands are the only goods on display. This is why Rivkah is there. When she enters the building, there is a large sign, which explains: - THE BROOKLYN JWSC. This JWSC centre is laid out over 5 floors. The men here have increasingly better attributes the higher up you go. The rules for entry are simple --- you are only allowed in once.Once you open the door to a floor, you must choose a man from that floor. If you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to leave the centre completely. Once you leave, you cannot return at any time forever.BEST OF LUCKRivkah goes to the first floor.
The sign on the door says Floor 1:
"All the men here have jobs, love children and are certainly not lazy". Rivkah thought, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving children, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes to the next floor. The sign says Floor 2: "All the men on this floor have executive jobs, love children, are certainly not lazy and are extremely good looking". "That's better," thought Rivkah, "but I wonder what's further upstairs?" Up she goes. The sign says Floor 3: "All the men on this floor have executive jobs, love children, are certainly not lazy, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and are not strictly orthodox". "Wow," thought Rivkah, "almost perfect and very tempting. But I've come this far and there's more further up!" And so again, up she goes. The sign says Floor 4: "All the men on this floor have executive jobs, love children, are certainly not lazy, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, are not strictly orthodox, are very romantic and know how to satisfytheir partner". "Oy vay, wonderful" she said aloud, "but just think what could be waiting for me upstairs" So up to the fifth and top floor she goes.The sign here says Floor 5: "This floor is just to prove that Jewish women are impossible to please." Thank you for shopping. Have a nice day
The sign on the door says Floor 1:
"All the men here have jobs, love children and are certainly not lazy". Rivkah thought, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving children, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes to the next floor. The sign says Floor 2: "All the men on this floor have executive jobs, love children, are certainly not lazy and are extremely good looking". "That's better," thought Rivkah, "but I wonder what's further upstairs?" Up she goes. The sign says Floor 3: "All the men on this floor have executive jobs, love children, are certainly not lazy, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and are not strictly orthodox". "Wow," thought Rivkah, "almost perfect and very tempting. But I've come this far and there's more further up!" And so again, up she goes. The sign says Floor 4: "All the men on this floor have executive jobs, love children, are certainly not lazy, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, are not strictly orthodox, are very romantic and know how to satisfytheir partner". "Oy vay, wonderful" she said aloud, "but just think what could be waiting for me upstairs" So up to the fifth and top floor she goes.The sign here says Floor 5: "This floor is just to prove that Jewish women are impossible to please." Thank you for shopping. Have a nice day
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
why im soo tired
Why I Am So Tired!!!
For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of.
But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired, which leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government, which leaves 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Bin Laden, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 14,800,000! people who work for state and city governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, which leaves 1,212,000 to do the work.
As of today, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves JUST TWO PEOPLE to do the work...
YOU and ME!!
And there you are sitting back , at your computer, reading jokes. Nice, real nice...
For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of.
But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired, which leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government, which leaves 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Bin Laden, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 14,800,000! people who work for state and city governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, which leaves 1,212,000 to do the work.
As of today, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves JUST TWO PEOPLE to do the work...
YOU and ME!!
And there you are sitting back , at your computer, reading jokes. Nice, real nice...
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
new adition to the landesman family - noam landesman
son of shmuel and shulamis landesman (named for shmuels mother naomi)
A Post from Rivky Miller
Hi it's Rivky. Everybody should have a happy Paesach and we'll have so much fun.
love ; ) Rivky ; )
love ; ) Rivky ; )
Gitty Miller typed this all byherself. Enjoy
SHALOM it's gitty. I WISH U CHAG CKASHR Ve samach.
halevai that mashach will ckam in pesach and evry bady will be in aretz ysrael.
and we will be 2gether!!! :)
I MISS U VERY MUCH. GITTY
halevai that mashach will ckam in pesach and evry bady will be in aretz ysrael.
and we will be 2gether!!! :)
I MISS U VERY MUCH. GITTY
Monday, April 10, 2006
HELLO FROM LA
Aliza is standing right next to me and we are trying to capture the moment - until SBC comes we will have to keep running to the computer for the few minutes a day the DSL is working so before we give Aliza the pulpit and hear some words of wisdom from her let me just pass on a message from Ima: The phone lines really DO NOT work! it is nothing personal, she loves you all and would love to speak to you but until the lines can withstand the Los Angeles rain you will all have to be nice!
Here goes ALiza:
Here goes ALiza:
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Saturday, April 01, 2006
congarats dassi
i just wana say congradulations to dassi on becoming a morah now we can all call her morah cimring
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