Friday, June 23, 2006

'BREAKING' news

Hey everyone, just wanted to tell you about this little incident I just had.
It is now 1:45 am (that means in the morning) and I had to go drive a few friends home late but came back home with Zohar at about 1:10 and what a surprise-- our house, my home, was LOCKED. (This is due to some break inn's in the neighborhood) so I called the house lines fifty times, called just about every cell phone, but being the Landesmans's our family here is, NO ONE woke up to open the door for me. Well luckey me the window in the back bathroom was unlocked. So I used the cooler and climed in (backwords) through the window. I knocked over some soap dispenser and the mouthwash but I successfully managed to land myself somewhat safely into the toilet.
Musar Haskel:
If ure ever locked out of ure house, use ure car key to remove the window screen and take YOGA- those wierd positions are extremely helpful for breaking in through extremely small windows ( oh yeah, and lose that belly)
Musar Haskel (for real)
HAVE HOUSE KEYS ON YOU AT ALL TIME,ONE DAY YOURPARENTS WILL LOCK YOU OUT!!!

5 comments:

Bizayon said...

BAT-TZION:
CLIMBED
but that was a typo~!!!

shai said...

bo'na at meshu'amemet! I dont think there are many sane people whose first reaction after: getting locked out of their house at 1 AM, calling the house line about fifty times and just about every cell-phone, getting no answer, climbing into the house with extreme difficulty,while knocking a few things over on the way, would be to just log on to the net and tell the world this spectacular story(this happening at 1:45 AM). but then again, thats just sane people right?

pc said...

bat' it does not help 2 have the house keys cas' we wear locket out just today in the frizzing coold of African wintter wating 4 the "shchenim" 2 wake up cus nobadi in the house will answer (the kids r sliping)

Bizayon said...

Dear american cousin SHAI:
I'm generally NOT mesh'u'amemet at 1:45 in the morning, but desperate times call for desperate measures!!! May you never know of such troubles. As for the sanity, it's there alright, it's a californ(ication)ia thing... ;P

Dass and Pete: I feel for you, this wasn't my first time, but last time my parents called the cops ;)

Bizayon said...

Yedidya, Thank you ever so much, i wish you (or at least your parents better and greater things.
Chaim, don't even talk to me about it, it's so bad I started taking YOGA again... How are you working on yours???????