Thursday, May 17, 2007

Attention Men!

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONEHOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWOEMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

4 comments:

Lichtenstein said...

As you can imagine This post was inspired by Tehilla's bedrest :-)
It is not easy to teach your husband to cut salad!

Anonymous said...

PARALLEL COURSES FOR WOMEN:
LIFE SKILLS 101: Exploring the means through which women will be convinced that their husbands are impossible to change and that continued attempts to do so will only lead to increased frustration.
LIFE SKILLS 102: Training seminar for women who take their husband's silences as an indication that they are appreciaitve of hearing their wive's ongoing monologues.

COURSES MEET CONSTANTLY AND INASMUCH AS MOST WOMEN ARE INCAPABLE OF PASSING EITHER COURSE, THEY ARE OFFERED ON AN ONGOING BASIS.

chaim&rivka said...

מיכאל מה עשית לתהילה שכולנו צריכים לסבול? מה כבר יכולת לשכוח,,,
בכל אופן יש אימרה נכונה שאומרת "כשאשה פוגשת גבר היא מקווה לשנות אותו וכשאיש פוגש אישה הוא מקווה שהיא לעולם לא תשתנה בכל אופן אחרי החתונה שתיהם טועים

Anonymous said...

strange that this is posted on a Landesman blog!! I don't know of any affiliated men who couldn't skip to the next level...
love,
Ima