NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONEHOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWOEMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
Thursday, May 17, 2007
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As you can imagine This post was inspired by Tehilla's bedrest :-)
It is not easy to teach your husband to cut salad!
PARALLEL COURSES FOR WOMEN:
LIFE SKILLS 101: Exploring the means through which women will be convinced that their husbands are impossible to change and that continued attempts to do so will only lead to increased frustration.
LIFE SKILLS 102: Training seminar for women who take their husband's silences as an indication that they are appreciaitve of hearing their wive's ongoing monologues.
COURSES MEET CONSTANTLY AND INASMUCH AS MOST WOMEN ARE INCAPABLE OF PASSING EITHER COURSE, THEY ARE OFFERED ON AN ONGOING BASIS.
מיכאל מה עשית לתהילה שכולנו צריכים לסבול? מה כבר יכולת לשכוח,,,
בכל אופן יש אימרה נכונה שאומרת "כשאשה פוגשת גבר היא מקווה לשנות אותו וכשאיש פוגש אישה הוא מקווה שהיא לעולם לא תשתנה בכל אופן אחרי החתונה שתיהם טועים
strange that this is posted on a Landesman blog!! I don't know of any affiliated men who couldn't skip to the next level...
love,
Ima
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